Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: Your welcome

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: Well the earth is a good planet and i think you should vist the twins tower

You: What is your planet like?

Alien: My planet far away and very hot mabey you should vist it one day

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You: Because some people are not nice and some people not know each other

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: we not walk around we teleport

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: For money or important stuff

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: its bad for your body and health

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: we eat animals

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: some people pick up trash to help the planet